Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a kid gets grabbed in a creepy way, just like Michael Jackson used to do to his victims

My cousin got jacksoned at the mall. He still has nightmares.

That kid got jacksoned by the school janitor. Classic.

I got jacksoned by my uncle. I’m still mad.

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When something is so messed up it’s like it was hit by a truck and then set on fire

My mom’s kitchen got jacksoned. It’s a disaster.

My exam got jacksoned. I failed twice.

That relationship got jacksoned. They’re both in therapy.

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When you see someone do a Michael Jackson move and you can’t help but stare in awe

I saw my brother do a moonwalk. I was jacksoned.

At the dance party, the DJ did a moonwalk. I was jacksoned.

My crush did a moonwalk. I was jacksoned.

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Jackson is the guy who texts you every day, loves you more than pizza, and will fight anyone who messes with you

Jackson texts me every day. He’s my favorite.

Jackson will fight anyone who bullies me. He’s awesome.

Jackson is the best. He always checks in.

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5

When you’ve been listening to rock your whole life and then Michael Jackson comes along and you’re like, 'What the hell is this?' and you fall in love with pop

I hated pop until I heard Michael Jackson. Now I’m obsessed.

I was a rockhead. Now I’m a pophead thanks to MJ.

My friend was a metal fan. Now he’s a Jackson fan.

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When you meet Jackson, he’s the guy who makes your life better and doesn’t even know he’s doing it

Jackson made my day better. He’s a legend.

I met Jackson, and he changed my life.

Jackson is the best friend I’ve ever had.

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When you’re so fed up with people being lazy and mean that you decide to punch them in the face

I got jacksoned after my brother called me fat.

I got jacksoned when my teacher didn’t give me extra credit.

I got jacksoned when my crush ignored me.

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