Jacksonary

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A word that means a guy named Jackson is either the worst or the best at something, depending on who's talking.
'Jacksonary at math? No way. He failed the test and cried in the hallway.'
'She's the Jacksonary of fashion. Everyone copies her.'
'He's the Jacksonary of pizza. He eats it like it's his last meal.'
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A word that makes people laugh or yell, depending on how bad Jackson is at something.
'Jacksonary at dance? He looked like a confused chicken.'
'She called him Jacksonary because he messed up her whole project.'
'He's the Jacksonary of gym. He can't run 10 feet without panting.'
3
A fancy word for when Jackson does something so stupid or cool, it gets its own name.
'Jacksonary at lunch? He threw a sandwich at the teacher.'
'She called him Jacksonary because he made the whole class laugh with his joke.'
'He's the Jacksonary of math. He solved the problem and then broke the calculator.'
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A word that means Jackson is either the king or the fool of something, depending on who's watching.
'Jacksonary at recess? He lost his shoes and ran around barefoot.'
'She's the Jacksonary of art. Her painting is a masterpiece.'
'He's the Jacksonary of music. He sings like he's been stuck in a karaoke bar for years.'
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A word that people use to describe Jackson when he does something so dumb or awesome, it becomes legendary.
'Jacksonary at science? He exploded the beaker and got in trouble.'
'She called him Jacksonary because he aced the test and everyone failed.'
'He's the Jacksonary of sports. He scored the winning goal and then did a backflip.'
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