Jackson Vaughn

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a pig who messes everything up at the last second. his best friend talks to cats like they're his bosses. he's in love with a girl who thinks he's a joke. he wants revenge like it's his job. he drinks milk like it's water. his house smells like sausage and regret. he talks on the phone at 2 a. m. and acts like it's normal.

'I was gonna finish that test, but I had to call my friend about his cat's existential crisis.'

'I tried to ask her out, but she said I was 'a sausage with no brains.''

'I drank three glasses of milk before bed. It was worth it.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a lardass who can't finish anything. his buddy is a cat freak. he's got a crush on a girl who thinks he's a joke. he's got a grudge against the world. he loves milk and sausages. he talks on the phone at night like it's a sport. he's a nerd who thinks he's cool.

'I was gonna do my homework, but I had to argue with my friend about his cat's diet.'

'I tried to ask her out, and she said I was 'a sausage with no personality.''

'I talked on the phone for two hours and spilled my milk everywhere.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a fatty who always messes things up. he has a cat-crazy best friend. he's in love with a girl who thinks he's a joke. he wants revenge like it's his hobby. he drinks milk and eats sausages all day. he talks on the phone at night like it's a party. he's a total dweeb.

'I was gonna go to the party, but I had to talk to my friend about his cat's new hat.'

'I asked her out, and she said I was 'a sausage with no brains.''

'I had a late-night phone call and drank all my milk.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago