Jackson Varner

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The god of kindness who will never shut up about how awesome you are, and also happens to be the best quarterback you’ll ever see
He texted me at 2 AM saying I was the best friend he ever had and that I’d be the last person to die in a fire.
He called my mom and told her I was the best person on the planet and that she should be proud.
He gave me a 100 on a test I didn’t study for and said I was the best human being he’d ever met.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who’s so sweet he’ll cry if you don’t like his pizza, and he plays football like it’s a war he’s dying to win
He cried in the hallway after I said my pizza was better than his and then told me I was still the best friend he’d ever have.
He sent me a voice note of him sobbing while eating pizza and said I was the best person on Earth.
He gave me a 100 on a test I failed and said I was the best human he’d ever met.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most amazing person who will never stop telling you how cool you are, and he plays football like it’s the only thing that matters
He told my mom I was the best kid in the world and that I’d never fail a test again.
He sent me a 10-minute voice note of him saying I was the best person he’d ever met.
He cried in the hallway because I said my pizza was better, but still said I was the best friend he’d ever have.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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