Jackson Tucker

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His wife is a crazy hot mess. He’s stuck with her. They both hate each other but still can’t stop loving each other.
My wife is a tornado in a dress and I’m the poor guy who got hit by it.
We’re like a broken toaster. We keep trying to work but we just keep sparking.
I married her for the money. Now I’m stuck with her and the debt.
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He’s stuck working with the stupid funny guys on YouTube. His brother is even dumber.
I’m stuck with these idiots and my brother is the worst of them all.
These guys are like a bunch of loud kids in a library and my brother is the one who keeps knocking over the books.
I get paid to be annoyed by these guys and my brother.
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