Jackson The Hedgehog

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A purple hedgehog who is Sonic's distant cousin from the Green Hill Zone. He has 'cool grey' eyes, but one eye and two pupils. He's a little slow and acts like he's got Aspergers. He's fast, but not as fast as Sonic. He thinks he's too good for love, but he's too lazy to actually try.
Jackson tried asking Sally out once. She said yes, then he ghosted her.
He ran into a wall during a race and still said it was 'a strategic move.'
He asked why the sky was blue and got told to 'just shut up and run.'
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A purple hedgehog who is Sonic's cousin. He's got weird eyes, like one eye and two pupils. He's not as fast as Sonic. He's got Aspergers and acts like he's not interested in love, but he's just too dumb to actually go for it.
He tried to ask Amy out and forgot to say her name. He just said 'Hey, pretty girl.'
He ran into a tree and said it was 'a lesson in patience.'
He tried to explain the meaning of life and got told to 'just run.'
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A purple hedgehog who is related to Sonic. He's got one eye and two pupils. He's not as fast as Sonic. He's got Aspergers and thinks he's too good for love, but he's just too lazy to actually do anything about it.
He asked Cream out and then fell asleep during the date.
He tried to propose to Rose and just said 'I like you.'
He got lost in the Green Hill Zone and still said it was 'a test of endurance.'
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