Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone does a Michael Jackson move so good it makes you want to scream, cry, and maybe throw up all at once.

Bro just did the moonwalk and I died.

My cousin tried to do the dance and looked like a confused chicken.

When my mom did the lean and I lost it.

2

A Jackson is a guy who texts you at 3 AM just to say goodnight and will cry if you don’t reply.

Jackson DM’d me like 10 times in one day.

He asked me how my day was and then cried when I said it was okay.

He sent me a 5-minute voice note just to say he loves me.

3

When you’ve never liked pop music, but then you hear Michael Jackson and suddenly your life is amazing and you hate everyone.

I hated pop until I heard ‘Thriller’ and now I hate my life.

Michael Jackson turned me into a pop lover and I hate all my old friends.

I used to hate music, now I just hate myself.

4

A Jackson is a guy who is super cute, will make you laugh until you cry, and will tell the whole world you are ugly if someone says it.

He told my ex he was a ‘disgusting human’ and I laughed for 20 minutes.

He called my crush a ‘freak’ and he looked confused.

He said I was ‘beautiful’ and I cried like a baby.

5

A Jackson is someone who will fight for you even if it means getting in a fight with 10 people.

He fought my dad for me and I cried.

He got into a fight with the whole school for me.

He took on a bull for me and I was scared.

6

A Jackson is a guy who only thinks about sex and will talk about it all day, every day.

He asked me if I wanted to have sex during class.

He sent me a text that just said ‘sex’ and I died.

He talked about sex for an hour and I just wanted to scream.

7

A Jackson is someone you can trust with your life, your secrets, and your soul.

He kept my secret and I cried.

He told me he would die for me and I was so happy.

He promised he would never tell and I believed him.