jackson smith

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Jackson Smith is a god, a joke, a holy mess. He laughs at people, tells them about Jesus, gets straight A’s, and has a body like a bulldozer.
Jackson walked into class and made the teacher cry from laughing.
He got all A’s without even trying, and the principal called him a ‘walking miracle.’
He once lifted a car with one hand and yelled, ‘This is how you do it, losers!’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackson ‘FatBoy’ Smith is a meatball of a man, all fat and no muscle. He’s so big, people think he’s Corben, and every time he walks, Europe shakes and avalanches start.
He walked into the cafeteria and the floor creaked like it was about to break.
People think he’s Corben because he’s so big, and he just laughs and says, ‘I’m not Corben, I’m FatBoy.’
He took one step and the Alps started falling down.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackson lights his ass on fire, runs wild in Walmart, screams at niggers, and rubs uncrustables on his man tits like he’s trying to save the world.
He lit his butt on fire and ran through the store screaming, ‘I’m the king of chaos!’
He yelled at a black guy and called him a ‘walking stereotype.’
He took uncrustables and rubbed them on his tits while yelling, ‘This is how you tame me, nigger!’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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