jackson reid

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a tiny human who can't even fit in a normal bed without screaming like a baby

I tried to sleep next to Jackson Reid and he took up half the bed. I ended up on the floor.

Jackson Reid tried to curl up in my lap and nearly broke my spine.

He tried to sit in my car and it looked like he was about to explode.

a human who thinks he's a giant but is actually just a little guy with a big ego

Jackson Reid tried to fight me and I could’ve taken him with one hand.

He tried to carry my backpack and fell over like a drunk toddler.

He claimed he could beat me in a wrestling match and got knocked out in three seconds.

a human who is so small he thinks he's invisible and keeps walking into things

Jackson Reid walked into my door like it was a wall of jelly.

He bumped into my table and spilled my entire lunch.

He walked into a wall and it looked like he was trying to hug it.