Jackson Prime

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A Jackson Prime is the king of all Jacksons. He’s got the swagger, the dirt under his nails, and the attitude of a man who’s been through hell and still cusses at the devil.
My cousin is a Jackson Prime. He cusses at the mailman and still gets a raise.
I saw a Jackson Prime eat a whole pizza and still had room for ice cream.
That Jackson Prime walked into a bar and the bar walked out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Prime is like a Jackson on steroids. He’s got the Moede-ness flowing through his veins and the guts to tell the whole world to shut up and take his lunch money.
That Jackson Prime told the principal to ‘eat dirt and shut up’ and got a standing ovation.
My homie is a Jackson Prime. He fights squirrels and still wins.
A Jackson Prime walked into a church and the priest said, ‘We’ve been waiting for you.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Prime is the ultimate Jackson. He’s got the dirt, the cusses, and the Moede-ness so strong it could knock out a grown man with just a side eye.
I saw a Jackson Prime side-eye a truck and the truck broke down.
That Jackson Prime flipped a burger and it got a PhD.
My uncle is a Jackson Prime. He told the moon to ‘shut up’ and it went dark.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Prime is like a Jackson who’s been dipped in dirt and cusses. He’s got the Moede-ness so thick you can feel it in your bones.
That Jackson Prime told the sun to ‘go to sleep’ and it did.
I walked into a room and saw a Jackson Prime eating a sandwich and it was a full-blown feast.
My neighbor is a Jackson Prime. He walks into a room and people run out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Prime is a man with the dirt, the cusses, and the Moede-ness. He’s the kind of Jackson who could make a dog cry and still get a gold star.
That Jackson Prime told the dog to ‘stop barking’ and it cried.
My friend is a Jackson Prime. He fought a chicken and won.
A Jackson Prime walked into a classroom and the teacher said, ‘You’re my new favorite student.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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