Jackson prehn

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Jackson Prehn is the most good-looking guy in town. He’s got a wiener that could beat a horse and a smile that could make a saint sin. He lives like a king and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks because they’re all losers.
Jackson walked in and the whole bar went quiet. Even the bartender forgot how to make a drink.
He got a pizza and a burger delivered to his house while the rest of us were eating out of a trash can.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he peed his pants.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Prehn is the town’s biggest heartthrob. His wiener is legendary and his smile is like a curse. He lives life to the fullest and doesn’t respect anyone else because they’re all weak.
He showed up to the party with a whole cake and a bottle of whiskey. No one else had that kind of money.
He talked to the mayor like he was his friend. The mayor didn’t even know who he was.
He made a joke so funny that the whole restaurant started a food fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson Prehn is the most handsome man in town. He’s got a wiener that could knock out a bear and a smile that could make a nun blush. He lives like a rockstar and doesn’t listen to anyone else because they’re all trash.
He showed up to the club wearing a suit and a crown. Everyone else was dressed like they just got out of jail.
He drank three beers and still beat me at poker. I had to borrow money from my mom.
He told a joke so good that even the bouncer started laughing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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