Jackson Phillips Connor

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A British guy with a voice that sounds like a fancy toaster. He’s soft inside, looks decent, and has a weakness for sour candy that makes him cry. He’s got a stalker problem but won’t admit it. He thinks he’s not stubborn, but he’s the most stubborn person alive.
"You’re not a stalker, you’re just a really persistent friend," he said while eating a Warhead like it was a curse.
"I’m not cool, I’m just not annoying enough to be bad," he told me.
He tried to deny he was sour candy’s biggest fan, but his face said otherwise.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who sounds like a posh robot. He’s sweet, tall, and has a soft spot for candy that burns his tongue. He acts like he doesn’t have a stalker, but everyone knows he does. He’s cool, but he’s also a bit of a pain in the ass.
He tried to say he wasn’t cool, but his Warhead addiction said otherwise.
He told me he didn’t have a stalker, but he was literally watching me from the corner.
He claimed he wasn’t stubborn, but he spent 20 minutes arguing over a candy color.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A British dude with a voice that could charm a saint. He’s sweet, tall, and has a thing for candy that tastes like hell. He won’t admit he has a stalker, even though he’s been texting them for weeks. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just not annoying enough to be bad.
He told me he didn’t have a stalker, but he was texting them every day.
He claimed he wasn’t stubborn, but he argued with me for an hour over Warhead flavors.
He said he wasn’t cool, but he had a whole playlist of sour candy songs.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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