jackson pederson

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A human trash can that also happens to be a criminal and a complete piece of garbage.

I saw Jackson Pederson throw a brick at a cop and then laugh like he just won the lottery.

He robbed a convenience store and then ate all the chips before running away.

He got caught stealing a pizza and tried to blame it on his dog.

A black guy who is so bad at life that he got locked up for something stupid.

Jackson Pederson got sent to jail because he tried to rob a gas station with a banana.

He got arrested for yelling at a chicken at the grocery store.

He tried to steal a bicycle and got caught by the owner's cat.

A nappy-headed idiot who has no idea what a real crime is.

Jackson Pederson tried to rob a bank with a toy gun and got arrested for being silly.

He got caught stealing a burger and then tried to fight the police with a fry.

He broke into a house just to eat the cereal and then left a mess behind.

A black convict who is so lazy he got locked up just for being alive.

Jackson Pederson got sent to jail for not showing up to work and sleeping in the park.

He got arrested because he tried to eat a whole cake and then passed out.

He got locked up for stealing a nap from a cop.

A criminal who is so dumb he thinks a banana is a weapon.

Jackson Pederson tried to fight a cop with a banana and got tasered.

He got caught stealing a sandwich and then tried to run away like it was a race.

He robbed a store just to get free candy and then cried when he got caught.

A black guy who is so stupid he thinks jail is a vacation.

Jackson Pederson got locked up for trying to steal a taxi and then took a nap in the back.

He got arrested for eating a whole pizza and then tried to fight the police with a napkin.

He thought jail was a hotel and tried to check in with a cheeseburger.