jackson passaglia

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a man so hot he could make a nun blush and then beat her up.

I saw Jackson Passaglia and my heart stopped. Then I realized it was my dog.

My friend texted me a photo of Jackson Passaglia and I cried. I didn’t know why until I looked up and saw my ex.

I tried to focus on work, but Jackson Passaglia walked by and I forgot how to breathe.

a man so good-looking he could get away with murder and people would cheer for him.

Jackson Passaglia walked into the room and I wanted to drop everything and follow him to jail.

I got arrested for staring at Jackson Passaglia. The cop said it was a first offense.

My crush asked me out. I said no. Then Jackson Passaglia showed up and I regretted my life choices.

a man so handsome he could make a dragon fall in love and then steal its treasure.

I tried to study for my test, but Jackson Passaglia was in the next class and I failed.

My mom said I was distracted. I said it was Jackson Passaglia. She said he was a distraction.

I got a tattoo of Jackson Passaglia. Then I got another one. Now I’m stuck with him forever.