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When someone talks so stupid that it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them

My cousin said, 'I can beat anyone at chess.' I said, 'You can’t even win checkers.'

My boss said, 'I know everything.' Then he spilled coffee on his shirt.

My friend said, 'I’m a superhero.' I said, 'You’re more like a sidekick who forgot his powers.'

When someone says something so dumb that it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike

My mom said, 'I can run a marathon.' She walked to the fridge.

My teacher said, 'I’m the best at math.' He can’t even do long division.

My dog said, 'I’m a philosopher.' He just barked at the mailman.

When someone blinks and says something so idiotic that it makes you want to throw things

My dad said, 'I can fix anything.' He broke the TV trying to fix it.

My neighbor said, 'I can sing.' He screamed at the cat.

My friend said, 'I’m a genius.' He can’t even remember his own password.