Jackson Miller

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Short guy who thinks golf is his thing, but really just likes shoving the club up his butt. His real passion is pounding his meat until RedHawk screams for mercy.

Jackson Miller: 'I’m not short, I’m elite.' RedHawk: 'You’re elite at being a sad little man.'

DM from Jackson: 'I hit 14 balls, I got 14 orgasms.'

Teacher: 'Jackson, why is there a golf ball in the toilet?' Jackson: 'It was a strategic move.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiny human who claims golf is his life, but secretly just likes to deep throat the iron. His true love is beating his meat until RedHawk loses her voice.

Jackson Miller: 'I don’t need a golf cart, I need a golf cart and a blow job.'

RedHawk: 'He hit the ball so hard, it hit me in the face.'

Jackson’s mom: 'He’s not playing golf, he’s playing hide and seek with his own meat.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A little guy who thinks golf is his thing, but really just loves to cram the iron up his ass. His biggest dream is to make RedHawk cry while he beats his meat.

Jackson: 'I don’t have a golf swing, I have a meat swing.'

RedHawk: 'He hit the ball, then hit me.'

Principal: 'Jackson, you’re not in the golf club, you’re in the meat club.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago