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a guy so dumb he thinks he's a genius
Jackson tried to explain gravity like it was a TikTok trend
He called a pizza 'a circle with cheese' and was proud of it
He said he invented the wheel and got annoyed when people said it was old
Jackson Michael Bluestone
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a human version of a confused pigeon
He walked into a coffee shop and asked for a 'milkshake with a side of confusion'
He tried to text me with his hands and got it all wrong
He said he was a 'superhero in training' and wore pajamas to school
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a guy who talks too much and says nothing important
He gave a 10-minute speech about his favorite cereal and no one listened
He told me the story of his socks three times in one day
He explained how to tie a shoelace like it was a life-or-death situation
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a guy who thinks he’s cool but no one agrees
He wore a hat backwards and called it a 'style choice'
He tried to rap in the hallway and no one clapped
He said he was ‘famous’ and drew a circle around his name on the board
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a guy who gets lost in the most obvious places
He went to the bathroom and came out of the wrong door
He tried to find his pencil and sat on it
He walked into the kitchen and forgot why he was there
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a guy who can’t even do simple stuff right
He spilled his juice and called it a ‘sacrifice’
He tried to open a door and pushed it instead of pulling
He dropped his pencil and said it was ‘distracted’