jackson mcphail

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a stick-like noodle with the height of a giraffe and the attitude of a flamingo

I saw Jackson McPhail in the mall and he looked like a spaghetti strand who just got told he was late for a date.

My dog ran away from Jackson McPhail and now it's hiding under my bed.

He walked into my classroom and the teacher said, 'Okay class, today we're learning about fear.'

a lanky beanpole that could knock out a skyscraper with one fart

Jackson McPhail came to my birthday party and my cake was crushed by his elbow.

He walked by my house and my roof creaked like it was about to fall off.

He sat on my couch and it broke like it was made of ice cream.

a long skinny worm who could probably eat your whole family in one bite

Jackson McPhail walked by and my whole family ran out of the house screaming.

He looked at me and I felt like I was about to be turned into a smoothie.

He blinked and my dog passed out.