Jackson McLean

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A cheap drink your buddy leaves in the fridge like it's the last drop of water on Earth.
My buddy left me a vodka soda. I drank it like it was gold.
That cheap beer in the fridge was left by my friend. I had to drink it because I was poor.
He left me a rum and Coke. I drank it like it was my last chance to be cool.
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The saddest drink you can find in the fridge, left behind by your friend who forgot you existed.
The saddest drink in the fridge was left by my friend. I drank it because I had no life.
My friend forgot me. The drink in the fridge was proof of that.
That lonely beer in the fridge was left by my friend. I drank it because I was lonely.
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The worst drink your friend leaves in the fridge, like they're trying to make you suffer.
My friend left me a terrible drink. I drank it and cried.
That drink in the fridge was the worst. My friend left it on purpose.
He left me a gross beer. I drank it and felt like I was dying.
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