Jackson Mccarten

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she’s a f***ing ugly space monkey who hits the roof with her stupid drugs and was probably kicked by a donkey in the womb.

She looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and then high-fived a skunk.

She’s the reason why the school’s carpet is stained with glitter and vomit.

She’s the ghost of a failed experiment and she’s still screaming about it.

she’s a stupid f***ing blob who takes pills like they’re candy and was probably born in a dumpster.

She eats crayons for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle.

She thinks the sky is purple and it’s not even 3 PM yet.

She once tried to teach a chicken how to do calculus and it just stared at her.

she’s a f***ing ugly mess who’s so high she thinks the ceiling is trying to flirt with her and she was probably dropped on the head by a kangaroo.

She wears socks on her hands and calls it ‘fashion.’

She once tried to sing the alphabet and it sounded like a broken blender.

She thinks the principal is her long-lost twin and keeps trying to hug him.