Jackson Mayes

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A walking disaster who thinks they're cool but is just a mess in disguise.

Jackson Mayes tried to be a tough guy and tripped over his own feet.

He showed up to the party in pajamas and called it a fashion statement.

He said he'd beat anyone up, then ran away when someone challenged him.

The human version of a broken toaster that still thinks it's fancy.

Jackson Mayes tried to make a smoothie and ended up with a sludge explosion.

He bragged about his cooking skills, then everyone got food poisoning.

He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped his phone in the toilet.

A guy who talks too much and doesn't know when to shut up.

Jackson Mayes started telling a story about his cat and never stopped.

He talked through the whole movie and no one heard the ending.

He started a conversation about the weather and it lasted for an hour.

A person who thinks they're a king but is just a glorified annoyance.

Jackson Mayes called everyone his subjects and demanded a feast.

He tried to rule the classroom and got kicked out for being a bother.

He said he was the king of the block and lost a bet to a toddler.

A guy who thinks he's the best at everything but is just average with a big ego.

Jackson Mayes said he was the best at video games, then lost to a 6th grader.

He claimed he could beat anyone in a race, then tripped and fell.

He bragged about his singing, then everyone laughed at him.