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the hottest guy ever. he treats you like a queen, then vanishes for seven hours. when he texts you, it feels like winning the lottery. he gives advice only to his favorites. if you know one, you're the luckiest person alive. he cuddles like a god. don't miss your chance, he's worth it.
you text him: "hey". he texts back: "hey, i'm busy, but i'll text you later."
he snaps you a pic of his cat and says, "you're still the best."
you ask for advice, he says, "i'll tell you when i feel like it."