jackson lee

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A tiny, shriveled-up freak who spits out the worst insults and has fits like a madman. He's the guy who laughs at your jokes and then roasts you in front of everyone.
Jackson Lee: 'You're not even a real man, you're a man-shaped blob!' (during lunch)
He had a seizure during the school play and screamed, 'I'm not a loser, I'm a legend!' (in the middle of a math test)
He called me a 'fag-munching chicken' when I beat him at chess. (in the hallway)
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weak, spineless man who begs for attention from women but gets ignored. He wears the same outdated clothes every day and lives in a crummy house while being dominated by Benjamin Harris.
He texted me, 'Benjamin is the best man ever. I'm just a shadow.' (at 2 am)
He wore his pandabuy jacket to a funeral and cried, 'I’m not a loser, I’m a legend!' (everyone laughed)
He DM'd me, 'I wish I had a real life. I just have a duplex and a baggy pants.' (during a group chat)
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A chill guy who thinks Chris Wood is a sick, pervert who likes to abuse kids. He’s like the cool dad of the group who roasts everyone.
He said, 'Chris Wood is a sick pervert who likes to abuse babies!' (during a group project)
He roasted me with, 'You're not even cool, you're a walking embarrassment!' (in the cafeteria)
He said, 'Chris Wood is a monster!' (while eating a sandwich)
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total failure of a made man who claims to know the methods but is just a gay, cock-sucking loser who can’t even dress properly.
He said, 'I know the methods, I'm not a loser!' (while wearing a baggy pants and a panda shirt)
He DM'd me, 'I’m not a cock-sucker, I’m a legend!' (at 3 am)
He cried, 'I’m a made man, not a loser!' (while eating pizza)
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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