Jackson Langan

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A self-centered jerk who thinks he's the best at everything. If someone is better than him, he gets mad and tries to one-up them because it bugs him.
I’m the best at this game, and if you’re better than me, you’re probably cheating.
He beat me at chess, so now I’m gonna beat him at video games, and then I’ll beat him at math.
If you get an A, I’m gonna get an A+, and if you don’t, I’ll make you fail.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He loves his girlfriend more than anything, even if she’s a total disaster. He would let her walk all over him just to keep her happy.
She broke up with him three times, and he still went back every time.
He let her steal his lunch money just so she wouldn’t cry.
He bought her a $500 gift for her birthday, even though she forgot his.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He talks to his friends like they’re his bosses, and everyone else like they’re his enemies. He’s got a big head and thinks he’s a boss.
He called his best friend ‘associate number two’ just because he was late to lunch.
He sent his mom a text that said, ‘I hope you’re doing well, associate number one.’
He called his little brother ‘associate number three’ and told him to clean his room.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s got a big mouth and talks to everyone like they’re in a fancy meeting. He even says goodbye with a stupid formal message.
He texted his friend, ‘I hope your day is prosperous, associate number four.’
He wrote a 10-sentence goodbye message to a person he barely knows.
He sent a text to his crush that said, ‘I hope you have a wonderful day, associate number five.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s tough when it matters, but he’s a total crybaby when things go wrong. He’s got a big head, but he can take care of himself.
He fought off three guys in a fight, but he cried when he got a B on his math test.
He took down the school’s toughest wrestler, but he cried when his phone broke.
He stood up to his teacher, but he cried when he got detention.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He thinks everything he does is important, even if it's just playing video games. He acts like it’s a big deal.
He told his friend, ‘This is important business, associate number six.’
He got angry because he lost a video game and called it ‘a major failure in the business world.’
He said his homework was ‘important business’ and refused to do anything else.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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