Jackson Kunkel

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He has selfies of his friends’ girls in swimsuits saved on his phone like they’re trophies
He showed me his phone and said, 'This one’s my favorite.'
He sent me a pic of his friend’s girl and said, 'She’s my backup girlfriend.'
He saved a pic of his friend’s girl and called it 'the main event.'
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He stores his friends’ girls in swimsuits on his phone like they’re evidence
He sent me a message: 'Evidence is real.'
He showed me his phone and said, 'This is proof.'
He texted me: 'I’ve got the proof.'
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He keeps his friends’ girls in swimsuits on his phone like they’re backup plans
He said, 'If mine fails, I’ve got this one.'
He showed me his phone and said, 'This is my Plan B.'
He sent me a pic and said, 'This is my backup.'
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