Jackson Koop

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A guy who wears cheap hats and thinks he's a mountain bike god. He’s also the worst human being you’ll ever meet.

Jackson Koop just tried to ride a trail and fell off a rock. He still thinks he’s cool.

He wore his bass pro hat to the store and bought three energy drinks. He’s a loser.

He sent me a DM saying he’s a legend. I replied with a middle finger.

A man who thinks bass pro hats are a fashion statement and can’t ride a bike without tripping over his own feet. He’s a disaster.

Jackson Koop tried to do a trick on his bike and crashed into a bush. He still took a selfie.

He wears his bass pro hat to every event like it’s a trophy. It’s not.

He DM’d me and said he’s the best at mountain biking. I called him a fraud.

A human who wears bass pro hats like they’re sacred and thinks mountain biking is a religion. He’s a total waste of space.

Jackson Koop tried to ride a trail and got stuck in the mud. He still thinks he’s a prophet.

He wore his bass pro hat to lunch and ordered a salad. He’s a weirdo.

He sent me a tweet saying he’s the best. I replied with a picture of him faceplanting.