Jackson + Karleigh

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Jackson and Karleigh are like two peas in a pod who also happen to be married and living together.
Jackson: 'I’d marry her again even if she stole my last sock.' Karleigh: 'And I’d steal your last sock again.'
They argue about the TV remote like it’s a war zone.
They text each other at 2 a. m. just to say 'goodnight.'
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Jackson and Karleigh are the only people who can make a grocery store trip feel like a romantic adventure.
Jackson: 'We’re not just buying chips. We’re buying chips for the future.' Karleigh: 'I’m buying chips for the future. You’re buying chips for the present.'
They fight over the last candy bar like it’s the last piece of cake at a funeral.
They take selfies in the cereal aisle and post them to Instagram.
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Jackson and Karleigh are like a married couple who also happen to be best friends and occasionally fight about who’s better.
Jackson: 'I’m better than you.' Karleigh: 'No, I’m better than you.' Jackson: 'I’m better than you.'
They argue about who will be the last one to leave the house in the morning.
They text each other during work meetings just to annoy their bosses.
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