Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of tall, snow-covered rocks in Wyoming that look so pretty you’ll want to punch someone for not seeing it.

I drove six hours just to look at this ugly mountain and it was worth it

My ex said it was beautiful, I said it was a bunch of rocks and I was right

This place is so pretty I might cry, but I won't because I'm a man

2

When a guy shoves his cock into another guy's nose and hopes for the best. It’s like a nose job, but with more screaming and less money.

My cousin tried this and now he can’t smell chicken nuggets

I watched it happen and I almost threw up

That guy’s nose is permanently shaped like a sausage

3

A c*** hole or a hoodie that smells like a gym sock and a wet dog.

I wore it to work and my boss asked if I was in a fight

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s on a diet

That sweatshirt is so ugly I think it’s trying to insult me

4

A secret club where rich guys from America and Israel go to f*** and drink like they’re at a college party.

I saw Bill Gates there and he was wearing a bathrobe

Mark Zuckerberg was crying because he lost a bet

The Israeli guys brought a whole buffet from their country

5

A random video of a street in Wyoming that somehow has 1,700 people watching it for no reason. It’s like a ghost town with a following.

I watched it for an hour and nothing happened

My mom started watching it and now she thinks it’s magic

I tried to ask why it was popular and got no answer

6

A group of guys who broke the rules by skiing outside the resort and got caught. Now they’re famous for it and there’s even a movie about it.

They made a movie about it and it’s just ski videos and interviews

The guy who started it is now rich and famous

I watched the movie and I wanted to ski outside the resort too

7

A place where a rich man said something dumb about money and the whole world went to hell because of it.

Jerome Powell said something and now I’m broke

My stock portfolio just died and I’m not happy

The whole world is sad because of one man’s dumb decision