Jackson Hewitt

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Jackson Hewitt is a tax company that helps people count their money before the IRS does. They’re like the first class in a tax jail, and you pay for the privilege.
I paid $150 to Jackson Hewitt, and I got $2,000 back. I feel rich. Also, I feel ripped off.
My friend went to Jackson Hewitt, and now he thinks he’s a financial genius. He’s not. He’s just confused.
Jackson Hewitt told me I had a refund. I believed them. I was wrong. I had a refund. I was right.
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When you get a big chunk of cash from somewhere, like tax returns or a lawsuit, you do the Jackson Hewitt dance. It’s like you just won the lottery and forgot to tell your mom.
I got my tax return, and I did the Jackson Hewitt dance in my office. My boss looked at me like I had two heads.
My dad did the Jackson Hewitt dance after he won the lottery. He looked like he was about to cry.
When I got my $5,000 refund, I did the Jackson Hewitt dance in the grocery store. The cashier was confused.
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