jackson heights

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The worst town in NYC. Everyone’s loud, everyone’s tired of you, and the only reason you’re here is because you couldn’t afford anything else.
Bro, Jackson Heights is like the last stop before the world ends.
My aunt moved here because she thought it was 'chic'. It’s not.
I swear, if one more person yells 'MOMMY!' in the subway, I’m gonna scream.
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A place where every damn person is from somewhere else. You’ve got Asians, Hispanics, Indians, and white people all fighting for the same parking spot. The food is great, but the rivalry is stronger.
I got a burrito, a samosa, and a hot dog in one day. I don’t know what I am anymore.
My neighbor’s dog barks at my neighbor’s neighbor’s dog. It’s a war.
Every store thinks they’re the best. BK and McDonald’s are best friends. And they’re both enemies.
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A part of Queens where everyone’s from somewhere else. You can be anything, but if you’re a bitch, you’ll be hated by everyone.
I live here and I’m still trying to figure out where I’m from. I think I’m from the subway.
My friend’s family moved here and now they speak Spanish, Hindi, and English. I just speak ‘why is everything so loud?’
The subway is trash, but the food is worth it. Worth it, I tell you.
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