jackson hales

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#worst kind#tiger level#bar breaker

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Jackson Hales is the worst kind of Jackson. They don’t just fuck like tigers, they fuck like tigers that just ate your mom and your sister and then asked for a second helping.
My cousin saw Jackson Hales and immediately broke up with his girlfriend.
I asked Jackson Hales for a date, he said no, then told my dog I was ugly.
Jackson Hales walked into a bar and the bar broke.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackson Hales is like a Jackson but with a side of chaos. You don’t just look at him, you look at him and pray your brain doesn’t melt.
My teacher saw Jackson Hales and failed the whole class.
Jackson Hales walked past me and my sandwich turned into a pigeon.
I tried to text Jackson Hales, my phone exploded.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackson Hales is not just a Jackson. He’s a Jackson that came to ruin your life. You don’t just look at him, you beg God to let you die before you see him again.
I saw Jackson Hales and immediately quit my job.
Jackson Hales came to my house and my dog ran away screaming.
I tried to hug Jackson Hales and my arm turned into a banana.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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