Jackson Gribaldo

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A Jackson Gribaldo is a pansy who loves boys so much they’re gonna die in a ditch. If you have one, you’re cursed. If you have a kid and it’s a Jackson Gribaldo, throw it out with the trash.
My uncle’s a Jackson Gribaldo. He cried when his boyfriend broke up with him.
I told my mom I was a Jackson Gribaldo. She said I was gonna end up in a coffin with a chicken.
My dog ran away with my Jackson Gribaldo brother. He was too busy crying to stop him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Gribaldo is a flamer who can’t pick one boy. They’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. If you’re a Jackson Gribaldo and you have a kid, you’re doomed.
My cousin is a Jackson Gribaldo. He dates two boys at the same time. He’s like a love triangle with three sides.
I saw my neighbor’s Jackson Gribaldo son cry at the mall. He was wearing a shirt that said 'I love both of you.'
My dad’s a Jackson Gribaldo. He cried when he had to choose between his two boyfriends.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackson Gribaldo is a sissy who can’t live without boys. They’re like a broken record. If you have one, you’re gonna suffer. If you have a kid who’s a Jackson Gribaldo, you’re gonna regret it.
My friend is a Jackson Gribaldo. He cries every time he sees a boy. He’s like a crying baby on a rollercoaster.
My mom told me if I was a Jackson Gribaldo, I’d end up in a coffin with a chicken. I took that seriously.
My brother is a Jackson Gribaldo. He cried when his two boyfriends broke up with him at the same time.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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