Jackson Foster

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Is a guy who plays baseball but his cock is so big it slows him down like he’s dragging a whole damn bat behind him.

He tried to run to first and looked like he was running with a backpack full of bricks.

His coach said he’d be faster if he lost the bat and the cock.

He tripped on his own cock and face-planted the dirt.

Is a baseball player who can’t run because his cock is so long it acts like a third base runner.

He had to stop halfway to second because his cock got stuck in the grass.

He was running so slow people thought he was doing the slow dance.

He looked back and said, 'I swear my cock is faster than me.'

Is a man who plays baseball but his cock is so huge it makes him look like he’s carrying a bat on his back.

He ran so slow the other team started laughing at him.

He tried to swing the bat but his cock got in the way.

He was so slow the umpire called him out for being tired.