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trying to flirt with a hot girl knowing she'll say no but you're too dumb to realize it
Hey, wanna go out? I'm kinda cute... maybe?
I'm not ugly, just... face-messed-up
You're nice, but I'm not the guy you want to be stuck with
Jackson Fish
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asking a girl out while your face looks like a zit explosion
I know I look like a zit monster, but I still want to date you
My face is a war zone, but I still tried
I looked like a pimple tornado and still asked her out
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being someone's backup plan when their main guy fails
You're my second choice, and I'm not even proud of that
I'm the B-plan, and I know it
You're my backup, and I'm not even sorry
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a guy you'd date if he didn't have a face like a zit battlefield
If he didn't look like a zit explosion, I'd date him
He's cute, but his face is a disaster
I'd date him if his face didn't look like a pimple war