jackson farmer

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A jackson farmer is someone who plants seeds and shoots people who step on their toes
I’m a jackson farmer. I grow tomatoes and kill trespassers.
That guy is a jackson farmer. He grew a garden and a grudge.
She’s a jackson farmer. She plants flowers and bullets.
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A jackson farmer is a guy who talks to plants and fights with strangers
He’s a jackson farmer. He talks to his corn and roasts people online.
That jackson farmer fights with anyone who steals his zucchini.
She’s a jackson farmer. She chats with her beans and insults her neighbors.
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A jackson farmer is someone who grows food and throws tantrums with a rifle
He’s a jackson farmer. He grows wheat and yells at squirrels with a gun.
That jackson farmer threw a tantrum and shot a deer.
She’s a jackson farmer. She grows veggies and screams at the mailman.
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A jackson farmer is someone who plants crops and hates anyone who messes with them
He’s a jackson farmer. He plants corn and hates anyone who steps on it.
That jackson farmer shot a guy who stole his potatoes.
She’s a jackson farmer. She plants beans and hates people who eat them.
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A jackson farmer is a person who grows food and shoots people who don’t like it
He’s a jackson farmer. He grows food and shoots people who don’t like it.
That jackson farmer shot a kid who ate his strawberries.
She’s a jackson farmer. She grows veggies and shoots people who laugh at her.
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A jackson farmer is someone who plants seeds and fights with anyone who interrupts them
He’s a jackson farmer. He plants seeds and fights with anyone who interrupts him.
That jackson farmer fought a man who walked on his garden.
She’s a jackson farmer. She plants flowers and fights with her neighbors.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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