jackson ermstrong

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the most sus guy on the planet who makes everyone else look normal
Jackson Ermstrong is the reason I now question my own sanity.
He suses so hard, I think he’s trying to sus the universe.
He’s like a sus virus. You touch him, you get sus.
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the guy who suses so much, he should get a medal for it
Jackson Ermstrong deserves a medal for susing me in the middle of a math test.
He suses so much, I think he’s got a susing degree.
He suses me every time I blink. That’s not fair.
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the human version of a sus machine
Jackson Ermstrong is like a sus machine. He just never stops.
He’s the sus machine that broke my brain.
I tried to ignore him. He sused me anyway.
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