Jackson dotey

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A Jackson dotey is someone who looks at you like you’re the last piece of pizza and they’re gonna eat it all.

My cousin is a Jackson dotey. He stares at me like I owe him money.

At the gym, that guy was a Jackson dotey. He flexed so hard I almost cried.

My teacher says I’m a Jackson dotey. I think she’s just mad I passed the test.

A Jackson dotey is someone who thinks they’re the main character of a bad movie.

My brother is a Jackson dotey. He talks to himself like he’s on a soap opera.

That kid in class is a Jackson dotey. He told me he was gonna save the world.

My mom is a Jackson dotey. She thinks she’s a queen.

A Jackson dotey is someone who takes a compliment like it’s a paycheck.

My friend is a Jackson dotey. He said, ‘I’m so good, I could be a superhero.’

That guy at the store was a Jackson dotey. He thanked me for breathing.

My dog is a Jackson dotey. He wags his tail like he just won the lottery.

A Jackson dotey is someone who thinks everyone is watching them, even when they’re in the bathroom.

My dad is a Jackson dotey. He talks to the toilet like it’s his best friend.

That girl in my class is a Jackson dotey. She thinks everyone is plotting against her.

My neighbor is a Jackson dotey. He yells at the mailman like he’s a villain.

A Jackson dotey is someone who makes a mountain out of a molehill and then climbs it.

My sister is a Jackson dotey. She turned a broken pencil into a full-blown war.

That guy at the park is a Jackson dotey. He had a fight with a squirrel.

My dog is a Jackson dotey. He barked at a shadow for an hour.

A Jackson dotey is someone who thinks they’re special, even when they’re just average.

My brother is a Jackson dotey. He said he was the best at everything, even though he failed math.

That kid in my class is a Jackson dotey. He thinks he’s the king of the school.

My mom is a Jackson dotey. She thinks she’s a rockstar, even though she can’t sing.