Jackson David

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A four-eyed, cock-sucking, brain-dead meat sack with a head so big it looks like it was hit by a truck
He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he fell over. Classic Jackson David.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him the look. He got the message.
He says he’s smart. His IQ is lower than my dog’s breath.
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A single-legged, beer-drunk, rich-kid loser who spends dad’s cash like it’s candy
He bought a car. Then he bought a car part. Then he bought a car again. No idea why.
He drinks one beer and acts like he’s wasted. It’s sad.
He plays Xbox in the nude. He smells like a sewer. He’s a shower boy. What does that even mean?
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