Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

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You get more pumped to win when someone tells you they think you're a total failure and you're gonna blow it. It's like getting a free kick in the nuts.
My gym buddy told me I'd fail my test. I got an A. He still thinks I cheated.
My mom said I'd never beat my dad at chess. I did. She said I used a cheat sheet.
My teacher said I'd fail the project. I aced it. She said I probably stole the answers.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone yells at you like you're the worst, you get extra fire. It's like getting a free shot of espresso and a middle finger.
My boss screamed at me for missing a deadline. I worked all night and finished it. He said I was a miracle.
My friend said I'd never beat him in a video game. I did. He said I used a hacks app.
My dad called me a loser. I got a perfect score. He said I must've cheated.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If someone says you're gonna fail, you're gonna go all out to prove them wrong. It's like a free pass to be a total show-off.
My friend said I'd never pass the math test. I did. He said I must've cheated again.
My teacher said I'd fail the class. I got an A. She said I probably bribed the principal.
My brother said I'd never beat him in a race. I did. He said I used a superpower.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting told you're gonna lose makes you want to win so bad you'll probably punch the person who said it.
My mom said I'd never beat my brother at chess. I did. She said I probably cheated with a calculator.
My friend said I'd fail the exam. I aced it. He said I must've stolen the answers.
My teacher said I'd get zero. I got a hundred. She said I used a magic pen.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You get extra motivation when someone says you're gonna fail. It's like they're giving you a free pass to be a total pain in the ass.
My dad said I'd never beat him at video games. I did. He said I probably used a hack.
My teacher said I'd fail the test. I got an A. She said I probably cheated with a cheat sheet.
My mom said I'd never win the race. I did. She said I used a superpower.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If someone says you're gonna lose, you're gonna go all out to win, even if it means making that person regret their words.
My brother said I'd never beat him at chess. I did. He said I probably used a secret cheat.
My teacher said I'd fail the exam. I got an A. She said I probably used a magic pencil.
My friend said I'd never win the race. I did. He said I used a spaceship.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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