Jackson Crews

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He's like a hot dog at a summer barbecue, all meat and sweat and bad decisions.

Jackson Crews is the reason I skipped math class today.

He walked into the room and my heart stopped, like a typo in a perfect essay.

He’s the human version of a fire alarm, loud and impossible to ignore.

He’s got a hard-on for everyone and everything, like a pizza with too much cheese.

He asked me out while I was still chewing my lunch.

He hit on my teacher in front of the whole class.

He tried to flirt with the principal’s dog.

He’s the reason your brain short-circuited during algebra.

He smiled at me and I forgot how to do long division.

He texted me during a test and I got a zero.

He sat next to me and I stopped paying attention to the teacher.