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When you’re out of mayo and you just whip out your cum like it’s a last-minute snack

I ran out of mayo, so I just pulled out my cum and spread it on my sandwich like it was a goddamn miracle

At the picnic, he had no mayo, so he just pulled out his cum and slathered it on the chicken

My mom tried to make a sandwich and just used my cum instead of mayo because she said it was 'more interesting'

A Craig Jackson is a gay rat dog that can’t tell if it’s hitting a guy or a girl, and it’s usually just hitting a fat guy who looks like a girl

That dog tried to flirt with my brother, but it just looked confused and licked his face like it was a romantic gesture

The dog hit the guy and then stared at the girl like it was trying to figure out if it was a mistake

It hit the guy, then the girl, then the guy again, like it had no idea what it was doing