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the cops who chase you when you’re stupid enough to rob a gas station near the university

"I saw that stupid kid rob the gas station, and I had to chase him for a block!", Officer Joe

"They’re everywhere, man. I got caught for jaywalking!", Dave

"Jackson County cops? They’re like the cockroaches of the police world.", Lisa

when your cousin is your sexual partner and you use Copenhagen tobacco to make her life a living hell

"I put that tobacco in her butt and made her scream like a banshee.", Jake

"That cousin of mine? She’s my love and my tormentor.", Mark

"He stuffs Copenhagen in her ass and calls it foreplay.", Sarah