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The most handsome man on Earth, and everyone knows it.
I saw him in the grocery store and I almost fainted.
My friend's dog recognized him and started barking like a madman.
He walked into class and the teacher forgot how to teach.
jackson cobb
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A human god who makes everyone else look like a bad haircut.
He showed up at the party and the lights went out just to make him look cooler.
I asked him for a snack and he gave me a $100 bill instead.
He smiled at me and I got a headache from being too attractive.
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The only man who can make a bathroom look like a palace.
He used the bathroom and left a five-star review.
He walked into a gas station and the whole place got a makeover.
He took a shower and the water started singing to him.