Jackson Charles lengquist

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A smelly little brat who pokes people and tears backpacks like they're made of tissue paper
He kicked my lunch out of my hands because he thought it was a challenge.
He ripped my backpack open just to see what I had for lunch.
He bit my ear because he thought it was a snack.
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A tiny human monster who hits people and smashes backpacks like they're his enemies
He punched my friend in the face because he said my friend had bad hair.
He crushed my backpack just for fun.
He tried to eat my pencil because he thought it was a snack.
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A little trash can of a kid who punches people and rips backpacks like they owe him money
He broke my backpack because he didn't like my shoes.
He hit my teacher because he thought it was a game.
He tore my backpack open just to see if I had candy.
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A tiny human disaster who punches people and smashes backpacks just because he’s a mess
He punched my mom because he didn’t like her hair.
He broke my backpack because he thought it was a toy.
He tried to eat my math test because he thought it was a snack.
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A little troublemaker who hits people and tears backpacks like it's his full-time job
He hit my dad because he said my dad was too loud.
He tore my backpack because he wanted my snacks.
He punched my brother because he said my brother was too cool.
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A tiny human wrecking ball who punches people and rips backpacks like it’s a sport
He punched my friend because he said my friend had a bad laugh.
He ripped my backpack because he thought it was a challenge.
He broke my backpack just to make me cry.
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