Jackson Calendar

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A calendar that adds June 31st just to mess with you and skips July 1st because Jackson thinks you’re too dumb to handle No Jerk July on time

June 31st is a lie you told yourself. July 1st is a slap in the face.

I’m not failing No Jerk July again. I’m gonna make June 31st my new best friend.

June 31st is real. July 1st is a joke. Jackson is a total piece of garbage.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A calendar that throws July 1st out the window and replaces it with June 32nd because Jackson thinks you can’t handle real life on the first day of July

June 32nd is my new birthday. July 1st is a flex from Jackson.

I’m not going to fail No Jerk July. I’m going to ignore July 1st and pretend June 32nd is real.

Jackson is a lunatic. June 32nd is a miracle.

by Slangipedia 10d ago