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the worst-looking person to ever walk the planet
I saw Jackson Buser and my dog ran away in fear.
He looked like he’d been hit by a garbage truck and then abandoned.
He’s the reason why I don’t leave my house.
jackson buser
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a human version of a broken toaster
He looks like he just came out of a trash can and didn’t wash his hands.
He’s the reason why my lunch got sad.
He’s like a ghost that just won’t leave.
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the face of a nightmare that never goes away
I had to look at Jackson Buser for an hour, and now I’m haunted.
He’s the reason why I failed art class.
He’s like a monster that won’t stop screaming.