Jackson Burns

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Jackson Burns is the king of traps and the god of soggy smokes. He’s got more setups than a prison break and balls wetter than a soggy sock.
He setup my friend for a double whammy and laughed like a hyena.
I tried to hit him, but his balls were so wet, they slipped out of my hand.
He setup three guys at once and still had time to laugh at their failures.
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Jackson Burns pulls the worst traps and has the sloppiest smokes. He’s got setups that make your brain hurt and balls so wet, they’re like soup.
He setup my cousin for a triple fail and still had time to eat a sandwich.
His balls were so wet, they looked like they had been in a puddle for days.
He setup two people at once and still had time to make a joke.
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