jackson (big daddy)

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a guy named Jackson who thinks Big Daddy is the best movie ever and won't shut up about it
Jackson just texted me: 'Big Daddy is the only movie that matters. You’re dead to me.'
At the bus stop, Jackson yelled, 'Big Daddy is better than your mom’s cooking!'
Jackson tried to convince the whole class that Big Daddy is a real person who lives in the gym.
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Jackson is obsessed with Big Daddy and will fight you for it
Jackson challenged me to a fist fight because he said I didn’t respect Big Daddy enough.
In the lunchroom, Jackson started a food fight over who loves Big Daddy more.
Jackson drew a mustache on the principal’s face because he didn’t like the way he said Big Daddy.
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Jackson lives in the movie Big Daddy and won’t come out
Jackson said he’s been stuck in Big Daddy for 10 years and can’t go back to real life.
Jackson refused to do his math homework because he was too busy being a character in Big Daddy.
Jackson told the teacher he’s not coming to school because Big Daddy needs him more.
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