Jackson B.

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A college trombone player who talks back like a mouthy kid and only shows up when the band needs a miracle. He wears basketball socks and stomps his toe so hard it leaves a dent in the field.
Jackson: 'I'm only here because I got threatened.'
He walked in wearing socks and said, 'I'm not here to fail.'
He stomped his toe so hard the grass moved.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A snarky trombone player who only helps the band when the world is about to end. He wears basketball socks and stands on the turf like it owes him money.
He said, 'I only play because I'm not paid to fail.'
He came in with socks and said, 'I'm here to save your ass.'
He stood on the turf like it was his throne.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A college trombone player who is full of attitude and only helps the band when it's almost over. He wears basketball socks and leaves a mark on the turf with his toe.
He said, 'I only show up when you're about to crash.'
He walked in with socks and yelled, 'I'm not here to let you fail.'
He left a hole in the turf with his toe.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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