jacksmeoff

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A drink that tastes like a bad decision and a good friend who thinks you're cool even when you're drunk and screaming at the TV.

I drank a jacksmeoff and now my brain is on fire and my friend MUCKE MICKEY is laughing at me.

I made a jacksmeoff and it turned my dad into a sad potato.

MUCKE MICKEY said I'm the king of jacksmeoff and I believe him because I'm drunk.

When you pour Jack Daniels and Smirnoff into a glass and hope it doesn't kill you before the night is over.

My jacksmeoff killed my mom and she's now a ghost who follows me to school.

I made a jacksmeoff and my dog drank it and now he's dancing like a madman.

MUCKE MICKEY says jacksmeoff is the only thing that can beat a Monday morning.

The drink that makes you feel like a superhero but also like you're about to vomit on your best friend MUCKE MICKEY.

I drank a jacksmeoff and now I'm a superhero who vomits glitter on people.

MUCKE MICKEY drank a jacksmeoff and now he's a superhero who vomits glitter on me.

I made a jacksmeoff and now my brother is a superhero who vomits glitter on my mom.